Have you ever seen nipples that are so erect or hard, well I have not and I have photographed hundreds of naked girls.

I guess if you’re not really human and you are a robot your nipples would look like Victoria Beckham’s.

I think I would still like to bite them just so I could say I have been intimate with a robot lol.

Victoria is a Robot

One of my all time favorite booty girls has posed nude not for Battsworld.com but for Jane Magazine.

Her booty does not look as big as it use to, but it still looks very hot. It’s the type of booty that you could spank until the cows come home.

With a pair of silver Moschino pumps and flowers keeping it mysterious, Serena Williams struck a sexy little backshot.

These pictures of Denise Richards are very recent and just go to show you that even after Denise having a child that her body is still HOT.

Sadly I don’t really have anything to write about Denise, she has been keeping very quite unlike Britney and Paris.

I just had to share these hot pictures with you.

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As you all know by now, we here at Battsworld.com like to incorporate certain foods in our shoots with the Batts Girls.

The day before this shoot I spoke with Emily over the phone and asked her what her favorite vegetable was, here is how the convo went:

Batts: Hey Emily, its Batts, how are you ?

Emily: I am great Batts, looking forward to the shoot tomorrow.

Batts: Great, Hey Em, what is your favorite vegetable?

Emily: My favorite vegetable?, what do you want to know that for ?

Batts: No reason, just would like to know.

Emily: Oh ok, well its Carrots.

Batts: Oh great, well see you tomorrow.

Emily: Ok bye, Emily thinking to herself that Batts is going crazy.

Emily arrives at the shoot and I hand her a carrot and she thought she was going to get to eat it, well this is what happened.

More of Emily Here

$1000 worth of sex toys and 10 hookers is sure to guarantee you a kinky weekend, sadly it won’t be for me, no hookers or sex toys lol.

You may be asking why I have all these sex toys, well the truth is that some of the Battsworld girls are requesting them more and more every shoot, so I thought I would play father Christmas and buy lots of sexy toys.

You will see many of these toys being used inside our member’s area of Battsworld

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I am thinking I may have to change the name of this blog to Britney’s Blog and not Batts Blog with all the posting I am doing on Britney lol.

No chance of that happening, this is Batts Blog, the place to come for all your porn and sexy celebrity’s.

Rumor has it that Britney is having another breakdown and as I keep saying she should come here to Australia and let me give her some Batts Loving.

I would not mind Britney stripping in front of me and going for a swim, in fact I would film it.

Britney looks very yummy when she is wet!!!

O M G Britney

I recently visited one of my all time favorite places in Australia – Surfers Paradise, Queensland.

Over the coming months we are planning to visit many places all over Australia to film new models for Battsworld.com.

We had lots of fun on the Gold Coast and shot lots of new models and will be going back to shoot many more models in the very near future.

Gold coast girl’s rock, they are so cool and sexy.

I have some whacky stories to share with you over the next few days about my trip and one very funny dog story.

I will be posting some pictures in the next 24 hours.

Check out this very cool video we shot, how funky is the affects ?

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What is wrong with these girls ?

Lindsay Lohan reminds me so much of Paris Hilton – they are both hot and sexy and drug addicts.

LOS ANGELES, California (CNN) — Five days after being booked in connection with a May drunken driving charge, actress Lindsay Lohan was arrested early Tuesday morning on five charges — including drunken driving and possession of a controlled substance, Santa Monica police told CNN.

Full Story Here

Do you think she is guilty ?

How can a such a princess that looks like this be guilty hahaha

Sorry for the lack of updates of late.

As you may have noticed my blog has been re designed.

There are some small technical kinks that I have noticed over the past 48 hours, they are being fixed by my technical guys right now.

Thanks for your understanding.

Well back in the 80s she was but now I am not so sure.

If I was a child and she came near me with those arms I would be very scared and would probably run.

I am guessing Guy Ritchie feels so blessed when he wakes up to his beautiful wife every morning – NOT.

You think with all the money Madonna has that she could take better care of herself.

From This

To This

Rumor has it that Britney Spears is pregnant and no I am not really the father lol.

Anyway, pregnant or not Britney is still HOT and her Butt is looking hotter than ever in these pictures.

I know you all think that I am crazy because I love Britney Spears so much but you have to give this girl credit where it is due – She has a great BUTT.

O M G Britney

I have always been a big fan of girls with a big booty and Kim Kardashian has a sexy big booty.

I am not sure why she is wearing all that jewelry to the beach but I guess who really cares what she is doing when she is wearing a bikini showing of her booty.

These Pictures of Kim Kardashian were taken at a beach in Miami yesterday.

I love it when a girl does that to her bikini

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I don’t get that whole gangster rap shit culture, maybe because I am an Aussie skip.

P Diddy is one artist who has always annoyed me but after watching this performance of him at the Princess Diana concert I have gained some respect for him.

His performance was great and his words were very kind to the Princess and the song is an all time favorite of mine. I have never seen that side of him.

Rock on P Diddy.

This is in no way to offend anyone that reads my blog.

I was sent this picture from a friend and the first thing that came to my mind was Hitler.

It kind of looks like him lol.

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These pictures were taken of Jennifer Love Hewitt on the set of Ghost Whisperer, it looks like she has been in a pie eating contest. A few years ago this was the hottest girl on TV, now she is dressing like an old lady.

It’s not to say that I would not have sex with her, believe me I still would, but look how hot she used to be – mouth watering.

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